Death of Sexy: SpongeBob

This year, I’ll be showcasing the very worst in “sexy” costumes.

Yes, Halloween is a chance to lower your everyday inhibitions. No, clothing is not a moral issue — a short skirt cannot make you a “slut” any more than it can make you a “thief.”

But there is still no justification for this:

Spongebob sexy

I… I… seriously, what the frick?


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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5 Responses

  1. Tory says:

    Random_Tangent: *10 OUT OF 10 GROANS*

    deb: Indeed this is totally a round skirt. This is a visual oxymoron of the most deranged form.

  2. I think they’re implying that the person buying the costume is acquiring it for his ‘main squeeze’.

  3. deb says:

    The bottoms on that costume look neither square nor like pants. Perhaps I am being too literal…I can be that way some times. I would like to see the people that are buying this item to cause it to go ‘flying off the shelves’.

  4. Mel says:

    While taking a second glance I see that it states: “get your girls spongebob outfit today before we run out!”
    Wait – its for GIRLS?! As in LITTLE GIRLS? Or is the idea to just make women look like little girls. Either way I’m not down. No sir.

  5. Mel says:

    What the …???? But spongebob is boy, so this doesnt even make any sense. does it? huh? what? where am i?

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