Essays, art, and comics of the unexpected
by Tory · Published · Updated
This year, I’ll be showcasing the very worst in “sexy” costumes.
Yes, Halloween is a chance to lower your everyday inhibitions. No, clothing is not a moral issue — a short skirt cannot make you a “slut” any more than it can make you a “thief.”
But there is still no justification for this:
I… I… seriously, what the frick?
Tory
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Random_Tangent: *10 OUT OF 10 GROANS*
deb: Indeed this is totally a round skirt. This is a visual oxymoron of the most deranged form.
I think they’re implying that the person buying the costume is acquiring it for his ‘main squeeze’.
The bottoms on that costume look neither square nor like pants. Perhaps I am being too literal…I can be that way some times. I would like to see the people that are buying this item to cause it to go ‘flying off the shelves’.
While taking a second glance I see that it states: “get your girls spongebob outfit today before we run out!”
Wait – its for GIRLS?! As in LITTLE GIRLS? Or is the idea to just make women look like little girls. Either way I’m not down. No sir.
What the …???? But spongebob is boy, so this doesnt even make any sense. does it? huh? what? where am i?