Category: Death of Sexy

Wikifeet is a thing

Wikifeet is a thing

Death of Sexy 2009

Death of Sexy 2009

It’s that magical time of year! Time for HEINOUS COSTUMES. These are from Love, Fifi, which is a ladywear store I like a lot. Most of their costumes are pretty fun, but they have...

Death of Sexy: Well. Well, well, well.

Death of Sexy: Well. Well, well, well.

I wish I had a picture of a Sexy Well costume for this post. Instead I have a link to some more unsexy sexy costumes. I will pretend they stole my idea, but some...

Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel

Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel

This, by stark contrast, is brilliant: From Inchant Fifty bucks, plus-size, and pure awesome. I could sincerely see reversing it mid-party — p’raps starting as an angel and then converting to devil round midnight...

Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc

Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc

From Trashy Lingerie To be fair, is this a costume or is it lingerie? It is incredibly short to be worn out of doors. Yet it is $350 — NOT INCLUDING SHOES. I think...

Death of Sexy: Some Candy

Death of Sexy: Some Candy

Oh. And here it is: Wow. Um. Click here if you want to see the back, which is of dubious work safety. I suggest this outfit is not meant to be worn outdoors. Or...

Death of Sexy: Boxer

Death of Sexy: Boxer

Time for a sexy costume hiatus from excessive politics. And here it be: I’m not sure why this costume bothers me. I think it’s the fact that nothing about it is boxery except for...

Death of Sexy: French Maid… dog?

Death of Sexy: French Maid… dog?

I don’t know what this is about but I’m pretty sure it has to stop.

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