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Singles Awareness Day E-Cards 2014

May these notes express your true sentiments this Valentine’s Day.

Valentine's Day e-Cards

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Singles Awareness Day Cards 2013

May these notes express the less-celebrated holiday sentiments of Valentine’s Day.

Let's explore the line between affection and torture.

May you get to leave the house this year.

I made plans with Charles Shaw.

Let's make waffles and test Rule 34 until our childhoods are ruined.

And for all those couples who test your ability to feel happy for others:

You have the relationship I tolerate the best. - ecard

You have the relationship I tolerate the best. -ecard

You have the relationship I tolerate the best.

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