Kleenex for Valentine’s Day?
This ad showed up in my sidebar.
1) Let’s not pretend Valentine’s Day is a “list” holiday. There is only one “list” holiday, and it ain’t in February.
2) If it were a “list” holiday, I’m not sure how a custom-printed box of facial tissues is going to fit the bill, unless you’re taking everyone out to see Titanic 3D.
It says “4ever” on one side. “Alone” on the opposite.
Lots of men have spent a Valentine’s Day where a box of tissues was a boon companion…
In the absence of any other explanation, I am forced to accept this as the original intent. Also: ew.