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This ad showed up in my sidebar.
(Emphasis mine.)
1) Let’s not pretend Valentine’s Day is a “list” holiday. There is only one “list” holiday, and it ain’t in February.
2) If it were a “list” holiday, I’m not sure how a custom-printed box of facial tissues is going to fit the bill, unless you’re taking everyone out to see Titanic 3D.
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It says “4ever” on one side. “Alone” on the opposite.
Lots of men have spent a Valentine’s Day where a box of tissues was a boon companion…
In the absence of any other explanation, I am forced to accept this as the original intent. Also: ew.