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Goldfish Grimm’s Issue 20 is out! Includes “The Call of Gold Cat”

Goldfish Grimm’s Issue 20 is out! Includes “The Call of Gold Cat”

Issue 20 of Goldfish Grimm’s Spicy Fiction Sushi is out! Includes my weird short story “The Call of Gold Cat”, plus an interview. This short story was heavily workshopped at Scribophile. Thank you to...

Ask a Mad Scientist – Dr. Berm, Part 1

Ask a Mad Scientist – Dr. Berm, Part 1

The first part of an exclusive interview series with the very finest mad scientists in the business. More may come. Be advised.

Flash Fiction: Idle Hands on Raptor VII

Flash Fiction: Idle Hands on Raptor VII

Speakers in the transcript are identified as follows: Spacecraft: CDR Commander Eugene S. Paul … MMP Martian Module Pilot Brian R. Cho MSP Mission Specialist, Biology Gregor K. (Reggie) Mamchur … CDR Brian, may...

Flash Fiction: Iguana Man

Flash Fiction: Iguana Man

I write stuff. Sometimes it’s too weird to live anywhere but here. Here is one. Every customer at Platinum made promises: “I’ll show you the world.” “I’ll treat you right.” Lena of the long...

Kleenex for Valentine’s Day?

Kleenex for Valentine’s Day?

This ad showed up in my sidebar. (Emphasis mine.) 1) Let’s not pretend Valentine’s Day is a “list” holiday. There is only one “list” holiday, and it ain’t in February. 2) If it were...

Poo Candle

Poo Candle

This exists. At Dog Lover Gift Baskets I do not find it amusing because I am a lady and also pure class.

5 Nitpicks With Black Swan

5 Nitpicks With Black Swan

I have seen Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan, and I have findings. MASSIVE SPOILERS about a movie that’s really best not to know anything about going in. If there were ten Natalie Portmans then maybe...

Raw Deal (the movie)

Raw Deal (the movie)

While typing up a treatise on Pumping Iron, I discovered “Day of the Schwarzenegger” on the USA network. Terminator 2 was on, and it was up to where Linda Hamilton’s attacking Dr. Dyson. Cool,...

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