I wish I had a picture of a Sexy Well costume for this post. Instead I have a link to some more unsexy sexy costumes. I will pretend they stole my idea, but some of these are not trying to be “sexy” costumes (the penguin) or costumes at all (the PETA bloody-woman-as-meat), so really these are just some weird pictures of women.
Like French Vogue, but seven bucks cheaper.
Asylum.com: Is that sexy Halloween costume really sexy?