The Better Humor Quiz is back!

How active are your funny levels? Are you subdued or silly? Do you specialize in snerks or groans? Are you safe to have in mixed company?

Prepare to be assessed! The Better Humor quiz is back with twenty questions to help you master your humerus bone:

Take the Better Humor Quiz.

Who Will You Be in the Zombie Apocalypse?

Who Will you Be in the Zombie Apocalypse?

It’s back! Will you be a leader? A mercenary? A thief? Answer 20 simple questions to find out what your role will be when the dead walk and the living run:

Quiz: Who Will You Be in the Zombie Apocalypse?

This quiz first appeared in 2007, but has been exported, re-imported, re-formatted, re-written and re-a-bunch-of-stuff for your amusement.

My result this time, as ever: the Guru/Hairdresser/Masseuse. Apparently my long-term plan is to lay low and be entertaining enough to live ’til the closing credits. Now I gotta go learn how to do braids.

Some other things to get done before zombie apocalypse, aka zombocalypse:

  • Take up bowhunting
  • Get LASIK
  • Floss more
  • Stockpile nailclippers
  • Learn how to make booze, which will be currency in the Time After. Is apparently a process and requires some gear. Acquire gear. Prior to that, acquire space to store gear. Aw, forget it, just stockpile booze
  • Keep a plant alive more than three months
  • Remember how they made that solar still on 3-2-1 Contact
  • Check my earthquake kit, ’cause I’m pretty sure that trail mix is stale
  • Befriend Ving Rhames