Ba-a-a-ack in the U-S-A

OMG I am home.

It is true that in Europe I… had… the time of my li-i-ife… At the same time I have a profound and renewed appreciation for the things I left behind:

  • American bathrooms
  • frozen yogurt
  • constant ready Internet access
  • my cell phone
  • American airports
  • Diet Dr Pepper
  • tweezers
  • speaking the language
  • dietary fiber
  • water fountains
  • comic book stores where they keep Les Schtroumpfs separate from Les Pr0n
  • dogs higher than my shin

Also I missed my job, ‘cos I like my job. Shut up.

And of course, my friends, who picked me up at LAX and took me to Famima!! and “Dollhouse” like it was a medical emergency.

Pictures to come…

Tory

Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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