Sarah Palin’s retouched portrait

Yes, all professional photography is fakey in some way — whether it’s just having flattering lighting or camera-ready makeup. It surprises no one if a photo is digitally retouched on top of it.

But can you tell how this official portrait has been ‘Shopped that unsettles me, plopping as it does in the Uncanny Valley?

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It has something to do with how eyeballs exist in three dimensions.

Here’s another hint.


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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7 Responses

  1. Your Anomalous Fan says:


  2. Tiggerlane says:

    Ugh…I’m waiting for her doll-eyes to wink at me.

    I still don’t see why she has MILF status…all that moose-killin’ and folksy talk scares me to death.

  3. Random_Tangent says:

    Great. Now my penis just turned itself inside out.


  4. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    You just know that Dick Cheney has one already…

  5. Random_Tangent says:

    And now I’ll spend the rest of my days trying not to envision how well a Sarah Palin RealDoll would sell.

  6. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    Oh, I see. “Facial Powder added” is industry code for “WE TURNED YOU INTO A REALDOLL!”

    There’s a good reason that pageant people just scare the everliving hell out of me…

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