Death of Sexy: Scarecrow

Sexy scarecrow

This costume lived alongside a sexy Lion and sexy Tin Man, and an entire sexy Wizard of Oz ensemble does shatter the brain. How does such an idea begin? Does a woman get inspired to be Sexy Dorothy, and then start enlisting friends? Is there a show for Halloween-Zillas?

But while a lion has some sort of essential sexiness, and robots are awesome, the Sexy Scarecrow collides two completely unsexy entities — your average cornfield-dwelling scarecrow, and L. Frank Baum. “Oh, man, look at that babe’s… straw.”

Again, the hat — totally unsat.

For fun, here’s another vision of the Sexy Scarecrow, for $10 less, that doesn’t radiate the Newport News cheapness of the first:

Sexy Scarecrow 2

Mmm. Less is more.

Tory

Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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3 Responses

  1. That’s way better than when my sister did Junior Miss and her friend did the opposite of sexy tin girl. I’m sure I have a picture somewhere.

  2. Tory says:

    I suppose that is acceptables cos I kind of dig the Tin Girl. MAH BAD.

  3. Sarah says:

    Don’t hate me but I almost think the first one is cute.

    I have no words for this though.

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