Death of Sexy: Scarecrow
This costume lived alongside a sexy Lion and sexy Tin Man, and an entire sexy Wizard of Oz ensemble does shatter the brain. How does such an idea begin? Does a woman get inspired to be Sexy Dorothy, and then start enlisting friends? Is there a show for Halloween-Zillas?
But while a lion has some sort of essential sexiness, and robots are awesome, the Sexy Scarecrow collides two completely unsexy entities — your average cornfield-dwelling scarecrow, and L. Frank Baum. “Oh, man, look at that babe’s… straw.”
Again, the hat — totally unsat.
For fun, here’s another vision of the Sexy Scarecrow, for $10 less, that doesn’t radiate the Newport News cheapness of the first:
Mmm. Less is more.