Death of Sexy: Freddy Krueger
No no no.
I suppose a cheese pizza facial did not make the sexy cut.
Ironically (or intuitively?) I think a Freddy Krueger with pants would be a lot sexier. It would look way cooler, and you wouldn’t have to hold in your womanly curves with your free hand all night.
Plus that fedora is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. I feel personally affronted by the awfulness of that hat, as if someone had the option of a proper fedora, which looks totally tasty on a woman, and was like, no, no, I need some terrible Party City number with a plastic brim immeds kthx.
Is there a Ministry of Hat Crimes? THERE SHOULD BE.
I am 100% sure she is kidding.
Sarah, please tell me you’re kidding (at least in the first part of your comment)…because if you’re not, that is just sad. Sad that somebody actually THINKS like that. 🙁
You can’t wear pants on Halloween! You’d be shaming your entire sex by not being a Slutty _____!
Last year I was a Slutty Cop, I’ve also been a Slutty Fairy, a Slutty Dominatrix, and a Slut.
Ok jk on that last one, but for real, no pants on Halloween unless there are slutty rips all over the slutty pants.