Death of Sexy: Freddy Krueger

Sexy Freddy Krueger


No no no.


I suppose a cheese pizza facial did not make the sexy cut.

Ironically (or intuitively?) I think a Freddy Krueger with pants would be a lot sexier. It would look way cooler, and you wouldn’t have to hold in your womanly curves with your free hand all night.

Plus that fedora is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. I feel personally affronted by the awfulness of that hat, as if someone had the option of a proper fedora, which looks totally tasty on a woman, and was like, no, no, I need some terrible Party City number with a plastic brim immeds kthx.

Is there a Ministry of Hat Crimes? THERE SHOULD BE.


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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3 Responses

  1. Tory says:

    I am 100% sure she is kidding.

  2. Another Sarah says:

    Sarah, please tell me you’re kidding (at least in the first part of your comment)…because if you’re not, that is just sad. Sad that somebody actually THINKS like that. 🙁

  3. Sarah says:

    You can’t wear pants on Halloween! You’d be shaming your entire sex by not being a Slutty _____!

    Last year I was a Slutty Cop, I’ve also been a Slutty Fairy, a Slutty Dominatrix, and a Slut.

    Ok jk on that last one, but for real, no pants on Halloween unless there are slutty rips all over the slutty pants.

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