Death of Sexy: Jane Jetson

Sexy Jane Jetson

Really? Is this a niche? Really? Couldn’t this just be a “sexy space lady” costume, without the staid Hanna-Barbera momma association? I get that, like, Betty Rubble is supposed to be tasty, but she’s tasty by comparison to her other 2-D, limited animation compatriots. The joke in Betty Rubble is wringing the few drops of sexiness out of a largely sexless show.

Even Betty Rubble is not made for translating to the real world. Jane Jetson doubly so. Jane Jetson in a bastardized lingerie costume, fiftuply so.

I feel dirty now. I am so sorry. You know what you deserve?

oatmeal raisin cookie
Sexy space cookie!


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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4 Responses

  1. Tory says:

    Sarah! Okay, those are kind of fun. Mebs a little terrifying, in that human Hanna-Barbera kind of way, but fun.

  2. Sarah says:

    Funny, I don’t remember fishnets in the cartoon show. Oh wait, there’s more.

  3. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    I knew I had reached a new plateau in my life when the whole “sexy $x” thing just started boring the crap out of me. I mean, I likes me a woman in her scanties, I’m even a fan of the occasional naked one, but I’d rather see a girl dressed up as a Transformer or Sweeney Todd or Barney or something than have to sit through another Halloween of “Oh, giggle! Tee-hee! Lookit me being naughty!”

    Okay, maybe not Barney. I’ll take the sexy Girl Scout over that, but that’s where I draw the line, dadgumit!

  4. Ugh. What?

    And where’s the giant triangle collar?

    And why not Judy?

    And why not, for that matter, Rosie?

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