What`s a Man Bjork?
I’ve got a coupla minutes, so let me ask y`all an incredibly important question: what’s the male equivalent of Bjork?
I ask because above the printer in the film school of the computer lab is a poster of a semi-naked Bjork. It’s tasteful and charming and good like all pictures of Bjork, but she’s holding three leaves over herself and sticking out her tongue and looks blissful and wild like a tiny toy Natassja Kinski, so it’s definitely sexay in content. It doesn’t offend my sensibilities or anything, but it seems only fair that there should be a poster next to it for those who like da fellas instead of da ladies.
But a poster of whom? If it were porny, like a Jenna Jameson, I`d put up Fabio. If it were fashion-magaziney, like a Nicole Kidman, I`d put up a George Clooney. Grace Kelly –> Cary Grant. Lindsay Lohan –> Benjamin McKenzie.
Hey. These are all white people. Boy, do I suck.
Anyway. Who has the talent, aesthetic, and effective but non-threatening sexual presence of a Bjork? Please advise. Some wall space awaits your judgment.