I Need a Job
I need YOU to get me hired.
Probably my casual little blog isn’t the best place to go begging for a job, but it’s here and I can, so why not?
What I need:
I`m a software developer by trade. I just haven’t been able to find a part-time position to accomodate my odd hours. I would love to do programming or consulting projects. I miss it.
Click for my resume (as a Word document)
Contact information has been removed from this copy for my protection. I will provide a complete copy and references upon request.
What else I can offer:
- I type 80 WPM and make killer coffee.
- I have experience as a writing tutor, as well as in copy-editing and technical writing.
- Thanks to patient training from several friends, I am up to snuff in food preparation. I will cook you a meal like a crazy fool.
- I don’t have certification as yet, but I`m a skilled amateur massage therapist.
If you find me a job lead that results in my employment, I will give you $50. I know that’s not a head-spinning amount of money, but it’s all I can pony up right now. This also works retroactively — I got a tip from Stagger Lee’s brother (via Stagger Lee) a few weeks ago, and if it pans out I intend to fulfill this bargain for her/him/whoever wins Indian leg wrestling for it.
Give me any advice/leads/mocking via email or the talkback below.
Whaddaya say? If this works, I`m going to try it for dating as well.