Get a Sculpture of Yourself

Or of someone else. Or your dog. Or anything.

I figured while I`m nosing about for a job I might actually be active in providing something worth buying:

Order a Custom Action Figure via eBay

I’ve been making clay figures of people and things for a long time. This Christmas I made a little clay version of my parents` dog, Jackie, so my dad could bring her to work.

I made a figure of Stagger Lee, and we’re still friends, so they can’t be that bad.

Some people have told me I could sell them, so I`m going to put that to the test. Come on. Who doesn’t want a clay version of their girlfriend watching them from their bedside table?


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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8 Responses

  1. staggerlee says:

    hey, i loved mine… in fact everyone else wanted one too!

  2. supremegoddessofall says:

    any luck with these yet?

  3. Tory says:

    Heh — a woman who works with my dad (and has seen the handiwork close up) is getting a couple, which is very cool. I realize these are sort of something you have to see in person, and you have to know the person one represents in order to appreciate it. You want one?

  4. supremegoddessofall says:

    t – do me a favor and check my article history. something is weird about the last one (just check, trust me – i have a reason).

  5. snoop says:

    fizzle ma nizzle

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  7. supremegoddessofall says:

    what`s your e-bay username?

  8. Tory says:

    It`s “hokev.” Check out my kickin` feedback rating! Such sources of pride were not possible ten years ago.

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