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Death of Sexy: Freddy Krueger

Death of Sexy: Freddy Krueger published on 3 Comments on Death of Sexy: Freddy Krueger

Sexy Freddy Krueger

No.

No no no.

No.

I suppose a cheese pizza facial did not make the sexy cut.

Ironically (or intuitively?) I think a Freddy Krueger with pants would be a lot sexier. It would look way cooler, and you wouldn’t have to hold in your womanly curves with your free hand all night.

Plus that fedora is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. I feel personally affronted by the awfulness of that hat, as if someone had the option of a proper fedora, which looks totally tasty on a woman, and was like, no, no, I need some terrible Party City number with a plastic brim immeds kthx.

Is there a Ministry of Hat Crimes? THERE SHOULD BE.

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You can’t wear pants on Halloween! You’d be shaming your entire sex by not being a Slutty _____!

Last year I was a Slutty Cop, I’ve also been a Slutty Fairy, a Slutty Dominatrix, and a Slut.

Ok jk on that last one, but for real, no pants on Halloween unless there are slutty rips all over the slutty pants.

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