With Apologies to Douglas Adams

Honolulu’s great, okay,
Atlanta’s pretty neat,
Tallahassee’s pretty girls
Will knock you off your feet.
They’ll do anything you like
Real fast and then real slow,
But if you have to touch my junk to get me there
Then I don’t want to go.

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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