Cookie Emotions

...but so bad for you.

Justin has conflicting feelings about the cookies I bake.

I have been baking a lot. Like, one or more batches of cookies a night. It is kind of a problem.

But I find it is a better way to wind down before bed than getting on the Internet, because there is a finite amount of cookie, but an infinite amount of Internet.

However, when I bring them to work, it causes nutrition conflicts for people who want to eat them but don’t want to get fat.

It is the great bougie conflict of our time.

Related: the word bougie is back.


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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2 Responses

  1. Holy crap. I left ’em in my car. They’re downstairs RIGHT NOW.

    I think I’m gonna have cookies for luuuuunch.

  2. J. J. Franzen says:

    It would not be nearly as big an issue if they weren’t so damned good!

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