Animal Orders

Whatever you do, don’t Google “pecora” (which I thought was in “Bedknobs and Broomsticks” lyrics but is not) and start reading about animal classifications. DON’T DO IT.

You don’t need to know the difference between artiodactyla and perissodactyla.

You don’t want the next hour of your life swallowed by a taxonomy tab explosion.

You just want to watch this:


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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