Kissing Balls

by Tory · Published July 17, 2009 · Updated July 20, 2009

This showed up at the top of my Gmail:

And I… I just had to click. I don’t know what this means. There could be no reason for Gmail to believe I was interested in kissing balls.

So I clicked and went here:

Which, due to being keyword-based, did not provide more information.

So, God help me, I Googled “kissing balls.” I had to know.

OH. A pomander. THANK CRAPPING CRAP.