This showed up at the top of my Gmail:
And I… I just had to click. I don’t know what this means. There could be no reason for Gmail to believe I was interested in kissing balls.
So I clicked and went here:
Which, due to being keyword-based, did not provide more information.
So, God help me, I Googled “kissing balls.” I had to know.
OH. A pomander. THANK CRAPPING CRAP.