Words I am trying to make happen

Otherwhere
“Somewhere else.”

Grats
“Thank you.” This is based on the “Ding! Grats!” of RPG fame, although in that context “grats” means congratulations. WILLFUL WRONGNESS.

Supergrats
“Thank you very much.”

Bee Tee Dubs
“By the way” or “BTW.” I understand Neil Patrick Harris prototyped the aloud version of this expression in “How I Met Your Mother.” I care not. It is still genius, and I will still take credit for it.

There are more, but it is DDP o’clock.

Tory

Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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3 Responses

  1. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    The coolness gods have commuted your sentence. Your penance is 5 Hail Doogies and 3 How I Met Your Mothers.

  2. Tory says:

    HA HA HA HA. NO. I am saying, I don’t care if NPH’s use preceded mine by a year — I am still taking credit for it. It is still genius of me to have come up with it on my own.

    Please know my feelings about NPH are only the swooniest.

  3. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    Was that just a back-handed besmirchment of Neil Patrick Harris? The man who elevates absolutely any piece he appears in?! *harrumph* I demand a retraction.

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