Threadless Submish – Fly Ride

My Threadless.com Submission

AH HA HA I AM RIDICULOUS.

There’s more where that came from. Wait ’til Friday…

**UPDATE 8/22**

Voted ended early on poor ‘Fly Ride.’ My best understanding is that Threadless pulled it because… well… some people thought the log was supposed to be poop.

I… I… I would be offended if that weren’t MUCH FUNNIER.

This was just supposed to be a regular old log — a pun on ‘fly ride,’ as in, ‘That ’67 GTO is a fly ride.’ Why are the flies on a log flume ride? I don’t know. I. Don’t know.

Even writing ‘log’ in this context feels ewwwwww.

LOG.

HA HA HA HA.

Tory

Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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3 Responses

  1. Tory says:

    EWWW. NO. I’m gonna make the log blue and submit it somewhere else.

    Ewwwwwwww.

    Okay, I LOLed.

  2. There’s no way it can’t not be this now.

    Anyway you can remove the tree-y bits and make it more pooplike. And add a porcelain background?

  3. Mel says:

    Yes. Yes. and Yes. again.

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