Threadless Submish – Fly Ride
AH HA HA I AM RIDICULOUS.
There’s more where that came from. Wait ’til Friday…
**UPDATE 8/22**
Voted ended early on poor ‘Fly Ride.’ My best understanding is that Threadless pulled it because… well… some people thought the log was supposed to be poop.
I… I… I would be offended if that weren’t MUCH FUNNIER.
This was just supposed to be a regular old log — a pun on ‘fly ride,’ as in, ‘That ’67 GTO is a fly ride.’ Why are the flies on a log flume ride? I don’t know. I. Don’t know.
Even writing ‘log’ in this context feels ewwwwww.
LOG.
HA HA HA HA.




EWWW. NO. I’m gonna make the log blue and submit it somewhere else.
Ewwwwwwww.
Okay, I LOLed.
There’s no way it can’t not be this now.
Anyway you can remove the tree-y bits and make it more pooplike. And add a porcelain background?
Yes. Yes. and Yes. again.