Dwayne Johnson in Get Smart

Did you know he was in Get Smart? Now you do.


Thank me later.


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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6 Responses

  1. No, like BaRock. Ba Rock. The Rock Obama.


  2. Tory says:

    Random_Tangent — I will send Obama a pallet of Muscle Milk immeds. He is pretty fit, but it will be tough to work gym time into his schedule of remedying the doo doo sandwiches George W. leaves him.

    Anomalous Fan — I think you are missing the part where this role wins Mr. Johnson his Oscar. Also, madd finger-wags for spelling.

  3. If anything, Barack should bulk up.

  4. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    Skinny? I don’t think that chiseled slab of beef could get skinny if he was on the Amy Winehouse diet of cocaine and Kools. Why don’t we just let him stay big and cast him as “Barock Obama – Presidential Action Negro!” He could defeat terrorism by punching it in the face!

  5. Tory says:

    Please know I am writing the crap out of that script right now.

    He’s already hella A-List – between “Scorpion King” and “Game Plan.” But I think that brother’s got an Oscar nom inside him waiting to bust loose. Could he get real skinny and do a Barack Obama biopic? YES I THINK SO.

  6. Your Anomalous Fan says:

    Dangit, *when* will that man get recognized for being something other than “oh yeah, the actor who was a wrestler?” He should be a major flippin’ star by now! That face, that body, the impish grin, the Belushi eyebrow, the comic chops? What’s not to love? I promise you, he’s one breakout role away from being absolutely A-list.

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