Halloween in April
You know what? I was looking up the Elijah Wood “Puppet Master” dance, and then some YouTube clicks reminded me that I TEWTALLY WANT IT TO BE HALLOWEEN RIGHT NOW.
There are “Christmas in July” sales and whatevs. I want Halloween in April!
What the frick!
NOW NOW NOW. There is never enough Halloween.
Here’s Noggin’s Moose A. Moose singing about candy corn:
I’m gonna put out my Jack-O’-Lantern immeds.