Essays, art, and comics of the unexpected
by Tory · Published · Updated
I have not fallen off a cliff. First, I didn’t know how to follow up a post about Hurricane Katrina. Then, I got back in the swing of school and it swallowed my life whole with funnitude. But now I have seen many movies, including Serenity OMG!!one! and I am ready to resume my totally shallow blog life.
Also I almost have me digital camera up and working. Fear it.
Tory
Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.
by Tory · Published June 21, 2008
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No ham and dumplings, but I spent two months in Italy eating really good food, so I figure it`s about the same. But my mom is the kind of person who will put you to work as soon as you step foot in her home (even if you aren`t related), plus I slept in my sister`s room-slash-computer-room, so I had very little free time or privacy… hence the air quotes.
Calloo, callay! (sp?) I kept the “jennyturpishslappedme” domain name, but unfortunately went over to php so the name of the default page had to change. Lame. I am dying of lame. And why must your vacation have air quotes? Not cool. Were you at least paid in ham and dumplings?
eh hem. and what cliff have you fallen off now?
I really should have added a “O frabjous day!” somewhere in there. Damn.
Tory.. How distressed I was to come back from my summer “vacation” (that is, if you call indentured servitude “vacation”.. thanks, mom) to find a big, empty hole in my heart where your old site used to be. Like a trained and mournful dog searching for its master, I kept coming back, hoping to find your site up again. But nothing, nothing, and more nothing.. and lo, I was so sad. Just cause I`m such a genius, it only just occurred to me to pray to the mighty and powerful god, Google, in hopes of finding you once more. Thus, I am sorry to say, your peace is over because I am now in the hizz-ouse!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYY!