Fight or Flight

Can I tell you a story?

This is called Fight vs. Flight.

Me and a friend–we`ll just call him Bill–were rounding a corner walking in my neighborhood when we were startled by a loud, large barking dog.

Me, standing my ground and bracing myself: “Jesus!”

Bill, leaping balletically and running: “Shit!”

We then realized the dog was chained.

Me: “You just have to outrun me, huh?”

Bill: “I would have pushed you down if I`d thought to.”


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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