Essays, art, and comics of the unexpected
by Tory ·
– Jake whispering. For a dog that is largely problem-free, I am swallowing my human, primate interests (like seeing him body wag at the door all excited-like) for his dogular comfort (being in a calm, submissive state).
– A heckling of Benjamin Button. Oh, such a heckling.
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Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.
by Tory · Published October 17, 2007
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YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. Like ceasing sending you erroneous text messages.
I am all about this heckling. Brad is gorgeous and Cate is my dogg, but this movie could have been great, and it wasn’t. I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about it.
Oh, nooooo. As much as I love a good heckling, I did so very much lurv that movie. My allegiances are torn already!