An Obama Presidency

It would be like a Clinton presidency — with no sex scandal.

Can you imagine that?

The legacy that would leave? Peace, prosperity — AGAIN. A balanced budget — AGAIN. A growing economy — AGAIN.


I didn’t get why the Dems turned on Bill for having an affair. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission, you know? They blushed and stammered and attacked, instead of saying WHO CARES? The right response was WHO CARES? Eight years of Bush idiocy could have been spared if the Dems had just been like WHO CARES?

Can you imagine a Clinton legacy if the Dems hadn’t turned into delicate flowers of shocked sensibility?

I don’t know what goes into a man’s wiring to make him cheat or not cheat. But there’s a vibe, nah mean? Clinton had that cheatin’ vibe. So did Edwards (*shudder*). Reagan sure didn’t, though, and neither does Obama.

Plus if Obama was gonna cheat he would have done it already. That man wouldn’t even cheat on his taxes.

Could we follow the worst president ever with the best?


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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