Quotent Quotables — May 2008 edition

Regarding Orajel

Person with ulcer: “Okay, I’ll just… GRAAA-AH-HA-HA-HA OH GOD! God! Uh. Oh. Oh thad id much bettow.”

Regarding an ongoing tornado watch

Upstairs housemate: “If you get scared, you can come upstairs.”
Housemate from Miami: “Yeah, right — if it gets bad, it’s your roof that’s coming off.”

Also regarding tornado watch

Jake the Dog: “Shiver. Hide under desk. Lie on feet.”


Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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