Quotent Quotables — May 2008 edition
Regarding Orajel
Person with ulcer: “Okay, I’ll just… GRAAA-AH-HA-HA-HA OH GOD! God! Uh. Oh. Oh thad id much bettow.”
Regarding an ongoing tornado watch
Upstairs housemate: “If you get scared, you can come upstairs.”
Housemate from Miami: “Yeah, right — if it gets bad, it’s your roof that’s coming off.”
Also regarding tornado watch
Jake the Dog: “Shiver. Hide under desk. Lie on feet.”
