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28 Silly Things About Interstellar

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Generations of corn-disrespecters

Oh my.

I don’t always have beefs. I saw Big Hero 6 this weekend and was rendered nearly beefless. But the thing about beefs is once you have one good beef core, more beefs tend to snowball around it, until you are in the middle of the second act taking out your notepad because the beef is so massive it goes supernova.

Not that I hated this movie. There’s some great stuff here–ideas, performances, cinematography, visual effects. Hating this movie would be like hating the guy at the Y who grunts really loud when he lifts. He’s just doing his thing, man. Let him do his thing.

Still, there are many silly things about Interstellar. There are almost too many silly things going on in Interstellar to document, so I am trying to pick only the most amusing or least remarked upon by everyone else’s lists of silly things.

Some heckles contributed by very good-looking co-hecklers. Absolutely uncontrollable amounts of spoilers ahead.

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Ghoul with a Pearl Earring

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I am mostly sorry about this.

Dan Brown angel fanfic

The Five Days of Rehash – If Famous Authors Wrote Fanfic

The Five Days of Rehash – If Famous Authors Wrote Fanfic published on

While I am AFK this week, you may enjoy this category from the vault: If Famous Authors Wrote Fanfic.

What if Dan Brown worked on his Angel headcanon?

Dan Brown angel fanfic

In the splendid dome of the Taj Mahal, a beautiful young blonde reached out for him.

“Angel! You are as slow as your 240 years would indicate!”

Angel laughed laughingly. He tried to catch up with her, but the tiled room began to tilt. He looked up, and the beautiful woman had been replaced with a ravening Fook-Demon!

Angel Angelus awoke with a start from his troubling nightmare. Before he could gather his mental thoughts, slim but athletic Cordelia walked in with the morning’s folded newspaper.

“Angel,” said Cordelia, tossing her lustrous but professional hair. “We have a problem.”

Or if Ayn Rand shipped Buffy?

Buffy turned to him in stark disbelief.

“You can’t be serious,” she said, like a child just informed that her family was moving to the Midwest and could not, no not even if she was very good, take their cat. “You’re the most powerful vampire that ever lived. The sire of all sires. You cannot… you simply must not go on strike! Why would you leave when Sunnydale needs you most?”

Angel crossed the room before her and leaned against the desk. The room was dark and silent as he withdrew from its pack a black cigarette with a foil gold band. He lit it deftly with a match, not flinching at the sulphur or the flame as it set in relief the gaunt angles of his face. The room filled with the smell of cloves.

He spread his palms, not with condescension, and not without pity, but with the mien of a periodontist whose patient’s surgery could have been avoided through regular flossing.

“Who is Anya Harris?” he said, a plume of smoke encircling his sculpted cheekbones.

Man, I need to watch more Buffy.

Hope you’re having a lovely day.

Motte and Bailey: Crow Stew

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Motte and Bailey - Crow Stew

It’s here! Please enjoy this animated short that me and Jeremy did.

It is less than four minutes long. It just wants to make you happy. You should watch it. No pressure.

Ask a Mad Scientist – Dr. Berm, Part 1

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Dr. Berm - Ask a Mad Scientist - The Tory Party

The first part of an exclusive interview series with the very finest mad scientists in the business.

More may come. Be advised.

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