These are the lost Turpishes–note dimples, clean-lined jaw, and large, clear eyes.
If you see another candidate, please let me know.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen with old noses – Turpish potential!
Mary Kate and Ashley with new noses – not so much.
Nicole Kidman — Turpish, Suvari style. Thanks to Dunx for the suggestion.
Casper Van Dien — Turpish style for men. Also thanks to Dunx.
Michael Jackson – a last phase of Turpish before he squandered it all. Thanks to Annika for the suggestion.
In case anyone ever needed to make a biopic about any of these people.
People have various permutations. F’rinstance:
Sometimes I look like Tilda Swinton…
I get Mariette Hartley sometimes…
I think my friend Sam looks like Will Forte, but nobody believes me.
Another friend Joe has many permutations. There’s the Bruce Campbell:
There’s the Trevor Fehrman (from Clerks 2):
And, when eating hot wings competitively, the Henry Rollins:
Yes? No? Think I’m full of crap? Then take a look at the other celebrity lookalikes and see if I do better.