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]]>6637Death of Sexy 2009
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2009/10/08/death-of-sexy-2009/#commentsThu, 08 Oct 2009 18:32:44 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/?p=2266It’s that magical time of year! Time for HEINOUS COSTUMES. These are from Love, Fifi, which is a ladywear store I like a lot. Most of their costumes are pretty fun, but they have like, two hundred, and they can’t all be winners: This is an outfit for that special occasion that you want to… Continue reading Death of Sexy 2009
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2009/10/08/death-of-sexy-2009/feed/42266Death of Sexy: Well. Well, well, well.
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Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:47:01 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/10/30/death-of-sexy-well-well-well-well/I wish I had a picture of a Sexy Well costume for this post. Instead I have a link to some more unsexy sexy costumes. I will pretend they stole my idea, but some of these are not trying to be “sexy” costumes (the penguin) or costumes at all (the PETA bloody-woman-as-meat), so really these… Continue reading Death of Sexy: Well. Well, well, well.
]]>1275Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/23/rebirth-of-sexy-devilangel/#commentsThu, 23 Oct 2008 15:31:05 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/10/23/rebirth-of-sexy-devilangel/This, by stark contrast, is brilliant: From Inchant Fifty bucks, plus-size, and pure awesome. I could sincerely see reversing it mid-party — p’raps starting as an angel and then converting to devil round midnight when the shot glasses come out. If ever I was going to wear a pleather minidress, this would be it. High-fives… Continue reading Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/23/rebirth-of-sexy-devilangel/feed/81269Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc
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Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:22:17 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/10/23/sexy-joan-of-arc/From Trashy Lingerie To be fair, is this a costume or is it lingerie? It is incredibly short to be worn out of doors. Yet it is $350 — NOT INCLUDING SHOES. I think everyone involved needs a good talking-to.
]]>1267Death of Sexy: Some Candy
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/06/death-of-sexy-some-candy/#commentsMon, 06 Oct 2008 14:00:02 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/10/04/death-of-sexy-some-candy/Oh. And here it is: Wow. Um. Click here if you want to see the back, which is of dubious work safety. I suggest this outfit is not meant to be worn outdoors. Or longer than the duration of Crossfade’s “So Cold.”
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/06/death-of-sexy-some-candy/feed/11248Death of Sexy: Boxer
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/04/death-of-sexy-boxer/#commentsSat, 04 Oct 2008 07:42:12 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/10/04/death-of-sexy-boxer/Time for a sexy costume hiatus from excessive politics. And here it be: I’m not sure why this costume bothers me. I think it’s the fact that nothing about it is boxery except for the gloves. Take away the gloves, and this woman is costumed as, perhaps, a piece of candy? Next up: A SEXY… Continue reading Death of Sexy: Boxer
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/10/04/death-of-sexy-boxer/feed/21246Death of Sexy: French Maid… dog?
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-french-maid-dog/#commentsWed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:50 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-french-maid-dog/I don’t know what this is about but I’m pretty sure it has to stop.
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-french-maid-dog/feed/21225Death of Sexy: Jailbait
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-jailbait/#commentsTue, 23 Sep 2008 18:40:19 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-jailbait/Courtesy of Sarah: Ewww. Not to split hairs, but a person who’s “jailbait” isn’t normally the one to go to jail, right? Perhaps this is a new concept, where a sexy lady is put in a jail like cheese in a mousetrap, and a dude who jumped bail is lured back. In that case, I… Continue reading Death of Sexy: Jailbait
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/09/23/death-of-sexy-jailbait/feed/11223Death of Sexy: Wednesday Addams
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/09/19/death-of-sexy-wednesday-addams/#commentsFri, 19 Sep 2008 22:18:20 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/09/19/death-of-sexy-wednesday-addams/“Yeah! But I wanna be a SEXY ten-year-old.” Wig not included. Which means this isn’t actually a Halloween costume, but an outfit for a Good Charlotte concert. Good Charlotte? Eesh, sorry. Timely reference fail.