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When I Heard the Learn’d Poet (illustrated)

When I Heard the Learn’d Poet (illustrated)

(Click to embiggen) Cohort Stephan Zielinski directed me to an io9 talkback that cited Scott Aaronson’s “When I Heard the Learn’d Poet”, a parody of Walt Whitman’s “When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer,” which...

23 Silly Things about The Dark Knight Rises

23 Silly Things about The Dark Knight Rises

Alfred, that is a lot of silly things (Thanks is due to many co-hecklers in the production of this heckle.) Nolan’s Batman saga is like a coin. The first side features breathless cause-and-effect (Batman...

Splitting Hairs with Brave

Splitting Hairs with Brave

I’d have to be a total jerk to criticize Brave. It’s fleet, entertaining, funny and charming. It’s eye-shatteringly beautiful, exquisitely animated and perfectly performed. Its heart is in the right place. The slapstick is...

John Carter of Mess

John Carter of Mess

Disney’s John Carter brought me out of heckling retirement. Too many Tharks on the dance floor John Carter (not a princess, not of Mars) is a convoluted mess, but to my tastes a more...

The Last Airbender

The Last Airbender

How can a movie be both repetitive AND confusing? Kissing fun goodbye since 1999 One might suggest that M. Night Shyamalan is not experienced with action or heavy green-screen. I think Shyamalan had a...

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express

Is the best non-Pixar comedy I’ve seen since Shawn of the Dead Shaun of the Dead. There. I said it. Go see it. (Not just cos it’s got a bunch of NCSA alum on...

Dark Knight, now with criticizing!

Dark Knight, now with criticizing!

I have seen it twice. I am full of knowledge. Also full of spoilers, so beware. Black is the new black We all know it is a great, great movie. We know it will...

Dark Knight

Dark Knight

Very good. Very very good. In fact, I don’t think I have anything to heckle, and you wouldn’t want spoiling anyway, and I just want to make fun of Batman Begins again. (In other...

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