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   20 Questions to a Better Girlfriend

The following questions are designed to help you determine whether there is hope for that ladyperson you're dating. Just the facts. We don't care if she's hot, rich, or wears cool shoes -- we care if she's an emotionally immature narcissist.

Bizarre girlfriends beware.

Q1) How long have you been dating?

More than a year.
More than six months.
More than a month.
More than a week.
You mean this time, or total?

Q2) How many of your friends has she met?

Pretty much all of them.
The main ones.
Who needs friends when you have a relationship?
The roommate she used to date.

Q3) How many of her friends have you met?

Almost all of them.
The main ones.
Most of them -- and they're all my gender.
Most of them -- and they're a collection of exes.
I started dating her to meet her hot friends.
What friends?

Q4) With which terms have your friends or relatives referred to her?

None of the above

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