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   20 Questions to a Better Boyfriend

The following questions are designed to help you determine whether this fellow you're dating is indeed as bad as your friends say. Just the facts. We don't care if he's cute, rich, or has good hair. We care whether he's worth your time.

Proceed at your own risk.

Q1) How long have you been dating?

More than a year.
More than six months.
More than a month.
More than a week.
Ever since I broke up with his roommate.
You mean since we got back together, or total?

Q2) How many of your friends has he met?

All of them within driving distance.
The important ones.
The easygoing ones.
The sober ones.
Who needs friends when you're in a relationship?

Q3) How many of his friends have you met?

Almost all of them -- even from his old high school.
Most of them -- male and female!
Most of them -- and they're like a collection of exes!
Just a few.
He says friends interfere with his exit strategy.

Q4) With which terms have your friends referred to him?

None of the above

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