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Antiquing in Cambria

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What’s good for Halloween posts? Death of Sexy is so played. Now everybody’s on the sexy-costume-mocking bandwagon.

I was going to do a costume this year, but I got busy and I got lazy, which seems contradictory but is totes not I swear. I was going to Mitochondrial Eve. Feel free to use this.


How to get mo’ ganelles without using yo’ ganelles!

So what’s new in spooky?

There is a heueueueuge antique shop in Cambria, CA. They have all sorts of stuff — glassware, clothing, memorabilia, musical instruments, handbags, books, dishes, everything. There are always a few fascinating things ripe for Halloween-season sharing.

(I skipped the kids’ books with racist caricatures because they were too scary. INDOCTRINATED RACISM HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS.)


Friendly shrieking papier mache pumpkins


Eyeshadow Santa and his inadvertent puffin overlord


Salt and pepper shakers. Peaches? Mussels? Weird. Eerie.

From a different, less eclectic shop, but still funny out of context:


COS THERE’S NO ONE HERE… IN MY POT OF PAAAAAAIN…

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