Death of Sexy: Catwoman

Catwoman

Execution: 10. Practicality: 0.

Down to brass tacks here: this is a costume from a bad movie. Wearing this out would be like dressing up as one of the emo kids from X3.

You will tolerate having that mask over your head for about ten minutes. Then you will get sweaty, itchy, and momma-slapping angry at the universe for allowing it to exist.

In the movie (which I saw in the theater, yes; I don’t think I saw Halle Berry sit down in costume. It may not actually be possible.

That whip, like the tiny tomahawk, is never going to make it home.

Also, this is $110. DANG.

Tory

Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.

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6 Responses

  1. Tory says:

    Yay, Heckling Partner! WOOOOT!

  2. Sara / Heckling P. says:

    BWAH HA! I saw this ‘un in the theater with you. We totally ruined it for the other four people in the theater. Or did we pile upon it layers of awesome? Who is to say.

    Also, you are right on with the tolerability of the mask. A large part of that is that you know it’s made of cheap-as-free vinyl, and it’s also gonna smell.

  3. Tory says:

    Ha ha ha! Fingernails are all fun and games til you try to put in contact lenses. Ewwww.

  4. Yeah, grasping small objects and fine motor skills are for ugly people.

  5. deb says:

    If she doesn’t have Lee Press-on Nails as faux claws then this isn’t a REAL sexy outfit. Everyone knows that long tiger like nails are cat-sexy.

  6. Sarah says:

    Now these are sexy pants.

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