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Jurassic Park ride publicity photo

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A word of explanation:
This is a pretty normal publicity photo from the opening of Universal Studios` Jurassic Park water ride. You’ve got your Jeff Goldblum, Ariana Richards and Joseph Mazzello at the front.

What makes this interesting is that the guy next to Joseph Mazzello is Norman Schwartzkopf.

Yes it is. What the hell.


Even Laura Dern is confused.

Albums of 2002 (*Recovered)

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Britney Spears
Having It Both Ways


1. Longer
2. Harder
3. Faster
4. Sticky
5. I Think We Should Wait
6. U R Hard 2 Spell
7. They Are as Real As My Love
8. Token Ballad
9. Looking Into Your Eyes with My Eyes
10. I Believe
11. Inappropriate Metaphor
12. Oops, I Hit Me Again
13. Sticky (Latex Remix)


Jay-Z
Out of Ideaz


1. Unh Unh Unh (feat. Lil` Kim)
2. Whut whut (feat. Nelly)
3. Sorry About “In My Lifetime”
4. Not Shot At Too Much
    In My Gated Community (feat. Hot Boyz)
5. Rappin` Real Slow (feat. Big Pun)
6. I Believe (feat. R. Kelly)
7. Roshambo You For It (feat. Timbaland)
8. Doin` It (feat. Mos Def)
9. If I Wear Bulls Gear You Won’t Notice
    I Can’t Play (feat. P. Diddy)
10. Album Filler
11. Album Filler (dance remix)
12. I Haven’t Said Nigga In Almost An Hour
13. Stream of Epithets


Christina Aguilera
Double Sided Tape


1. More Fake Than Real
2. Not Much to Shake, But Shakin` It Anyway
3. Hiding My Talent In
    Ten Pounds of Hair and Makeup
4. This Song Isn’t About Sex
5. La la la (Forgot My Lyrics)
6. I Was 4 When Ghostbusters Came Out
7. Barely Legal, Barely Dressed
8. Fig Newton
9. Sad, Really
10. I Believe
11. My Hair Will Shatter If Touched
12. Adult Contemporary In Five Years, Tops


Baby Smallz
Bitch Better Have My Bottle


1. Bloody Streetz (feat. Redman)
2. Juzt a Playa (feat. Method Man)
3. Need Sum Spel Chek (feat. Mobb Deep)
4. Shoot Em Up (feat. K-Ci)
5. Smallz Interlude
6. My Hot Girlz (feat. Junior M.A.F.I.A.)
7. Mo` Diapers Mo` Problems
    (feat. Funkmaster Foetus)
8. What’s My Name (Baby Smallz)
9. I Believe
10. Too Old Too Fast (feat. Lil` Cease)
11. Die Fighting (feat. G-Dep)
12. Big Ol Bootyz
    (feat. Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott)


Truth Decay
Four Ugly Untalented White Guys
Stuck in Prolonged Adolescence


1. Linkin Park
2. Staind
3. Disturbed
4. Godsmack
5. Saliva
6. Eve 6
7. I Believe
8. Three Doors Down
9. Fuel
10. Nine Days
11. Creed
12. Lifehouse
13. Oleander
14. Our Lady Peace


Carson Daly’s
What You Should Have Been Listening To


1. Islands In the Stream
    (Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton)
2. Kashmir (Led Zeppelin)
3. Big Yellow Taxi (Joni Mitchell)
4. Lady Marmalade (Pattie LaBelle)
5. Edge of Seventeen (Stevie Nicks)
6. Heroes (David Bowie)
7. I Wish (Stevie Wonder)
8. The Joker (Steve Miller)
9. Every Breath You Take (The Police)
10. Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson)
11. I Can’t Stand the Rain (Ann Peebles)
12. Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones)


Shania Twain
Where Did I Go?


1. Where Did I Go?
2. I Was Here Just a Minute Ago
3. In 2000 I Was All There Was
4. The Crossover Sensation
5. VH-1’s Sole Source of Content
6. Now I`m A “Where Are They Now?”
    Candidate
7. Hoping You`ll Remember My Name
8. When This is Released
9. In the Spring
10. Anyway
11. I Believe
12. I`d Kick that Faith Hill Skank’s Ass
13. If I Saw Her

Albums of 2002

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A fleeting glimpse of the musical probable.

Come Again

COME AGAIN

1. intro part 1
2. look at my booty
3. goodbye ghetto
4. believe
5. mangy ass stank ho

6. Jesus loves me
7. shut your pie hole
8. better than you
9. rock of my salvation
10. shake it good part II
11. leaning on the everlasting arms

12. outtro parts I.ii through IX.vi

Witches of Sea Level WITCHES OF SEA LEVEL

1. jesus christ almighty
2. i like sex
3. sequined shoes
4. 22 girls you say

5. qwertyuiop
6. believe
7. little pink box
8. you at arms
9. comrade jingleheimer
10. muddled son

11. senator skin
12. star to star

In it to the hilt IN IT TO THE HILT

1. smacked
2. with a bullet
3. smart like honey
4. i believe

5. uppity girl
6. wichita
7. odds are
8. penny in my soundhole
9. uncooperative sound guy
10. fed back

11. hated you always
12. amazing grace (rathole remix)

Parallax PARALLAX

1. abort
2. splitting hairs
3. and a light
4. believed

5. gore text
6. incompletely
7. once in a while
8. brilliant
9. without
10. star the US

11. knotty pine
12. dark horse

Voi Che Sapete VOI CHE SAPETE

1. In Paradisum
2. Panis Angelicus
3. Pie Jesu
4. Lascia Ch’io Pianga

5. Bailero
6. If Thou Art Near
7. Il Mio Cuore Va
8. Voi Che Sapete
9. Un Jour Il Viendra
10. Nella Fantasia

11. Tu
12. Lascia Ch`io Pianga
13. I Believe
14. Scene d`Amour
15. Nessun Dorma
16. La Pastorella

Things that are good

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Look askance; deflect his steely gaze

Nothing fancy. Nothing wild. Just a little oasis of earthly delight in a world of unremitting Ru.

Eliza Dushku

Sifl and Olly

Imogen Heap
EPCOT
Jon Stewart Futurama

Tori Amos

Matt Doherty--sorry, I just frickin` love this picture
Pearl Jam

Remember Wenn
Beyonce Diet Dr Pepper Conan O`Brien

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