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Comics, essays, art, and hecklingSun, 21 Jan 2018 07:16:13 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.775387560Natalia Tena Phenotype
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Thu, 11 Jul 2013 15:00:15 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/?p=6265So I may or may not have been watching the music video for Eternal Flame and noticed a certain resembling and possible Natalia Tena phenotype. “I watch you when you are sleeping. You belong to me.” – The Bangles Bonus trivia: Natalia Tena sings and plays accordion for Molotov Jukebox. Beware the video involves Chat… Continue reading Natalia Tena Phenotype
]]>6265Sean Bean vs. Aaron Eckhart
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Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:35:16 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/?p=3223They split Sean Bean in twain circa 1992 so he could act in more things. It worked.
]]>3223The Rite vs. The Room
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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:20:51 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/?p=3034Gazing into this image too long may cause nervousness, irritability
]]>3034Casting Call – Jeff Buckley and James Franco
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http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/08/01/casting-call-jeff-buckley-and-james-franco/#commentsFri, 01 Aug 2008 19:47:03 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2008/08/01/casting-call-jeff-buckley-and-james-franco/Yeah, I still got it. And I didn’t have to resize these images or even look very hard for them. IT WAS DESTINY. MAKE BIOPIC IMMEDS PLS KTHX.
]]>http://www.toryhoke.com/2008/08/01/casting-call-jeff-buckley-and-james-franco/feed/41116Casting Call 11 – Eyebrows Edition
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Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:28:45 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2007/04/05/casting-call-11-eyebrows-edition/After long hiatus, lucky eleven. Hotties, Brits, and peeps from Lost. Teh sex4y! They can squint into a wide angle lens and still look good. Rareness. I warned you. I rule! Someone needs to take charge of getting better pictures of Iben Hjejle up so I can steal them. Quick story: some film student told… Continue reading Casting Call 11 – Eyebrows Edition
]]>339Casting Call 10 – Chins and Dimples
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Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:27:33 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2007/04/05/casting-call-10-chins-and-dimples/Ten… ten… TEN Casting Calls! Ah ah ah! You’d think someone with a career as long and varied as Mary Steenburgen would have better pictures to choose from, but WOTEVER. One is a god and one is the devil. Can you figure out which? Also note Barbara has had her nose and chin edited to… Continue reading Casting Call 10 – Chins and Dimples
]]>338Casting Call 9 – Hottie Edition
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Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:26:47 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2007/04/05/casting-call-9-hottie-edition/Teh Hottness. Remember that time Mark Ruffalo was in In the Cut, 13 Going On 30, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Collateral as four totally different, age-shifting characters? Rock on, Ruffalo. Ruffalo + chiseled = Bratt Who looks this good in a 3/4 shot? Nobody, that’s who. It’s almost like they’re from the… Continue reading Casting Call 9 – Hottie Edition
]]>337Casting Call 8
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Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:24:23 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2007/04/05/casting-call-8/Watch me try to keep my politics out of my Casting Call. The blond versions of each, anyway. Jessica Simpson could be in here, too. Does this mean in four years Dean will also be tongue-kissing Karl Rove? When I see my beautiful wife slandered in South Carolina… I just go BERSERK! I ain’t hatin’.… Continue reading Casting Call 8
]]>336Casting Call 7 – This Modern Phenotype
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Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:23:33 +0000https://www.toryhoke.com/wp/2007/04/05/casting-call-7-this-modern-phenotype/Connections both obvious and random. Your mind. Will be blown. Plus a lot of rambling commentary. I realize I can’t be the first person to notice this. Two big-eyed British vocal gods running around with the same teeth and chin? Why has no one written a musical around them yet? I was desperately seeking a… Continue reading Casting Call 7 – This Modern Phenotype